Stuck in a meeting

Well, today (and apparently tomorrow also) I am stuck in a management level meeting. I normally do mostly computer/network/software development technical work. I normally support a couple short management update meetings each week, but each of those is only an hour or less each. This meeting is different.

This is a two day high level briefing of my managers, manager level. He is going through all his teams and parts and each is briefing their efforts. My interest and concerns (and my team's) are so small and technical that this meeting is painful! There are more "Dilbertisms" here than I have seen in a long time!

Hows this one: "Establish framework for integrity of command media."

Huh? What the heck is that.

Or how about: " The evaluation was 'incomplete', not a 'failure'"

No it wasn't - it was a failure!

Anyway... I am having no fun at all. At least I finally got internet connectivity back.